Let’s have a toast for the douchebags! Let’s have a toast for the assholes! Let’s have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know. Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs that’ll never take work off. Baby, I got a plan: run away fast as you can.

Really though. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Just leave em behind and live with only positive vibes.